don;t go blaming us brits…. i’m fairly sure it was the yanks that invented reality TV…. it’s not our fault people are dumb enough to jump on the bank wagon… sorry band wagon is *of course* what i meant
Robert, “you tube” does indeed mean “you idiot” in Glaswegian.
Anyways, as to the poo lady, it really reminded me of the video clip of Carol Smillie singing “Don’t Get Me Wrong” on some Scottish Saturday night light entertainment show from the 90s. Is there any new television in the world?
Thanks for putting this up – sitting here in my Ivory Tower contemplating the latest disastrous pay non-deal and wondering if it was time to go home yet, and then the forum comments made me laugh out loud. Three times. Believe me, it takes a lot to do that in a modern University.
can’t believe no-one has suggested as “Dr” McPoo’s theme song:
“It ain’t what you poo it’s the way that you poo it”
..that’s what get’s results.
Which says it all, really.
Of course, talking digestion and McKeith-style roughage, one should also bow to the Rolling Stones and make the point that, solid matter aside, “It’s a gas gas gas”.
With reference to the recent posting on your website featuring Dr Gillian McKeith, please remove all instances of this flash movie and mp3 audio from your website. The content in these media files is both defamatory and libellous and if they are not removed immediately from all sites concerned further legal action will be taken.
I can’t seem to find anything on PubMed by anyone called ‘McKeith G’. How strange.
Would someone at this centre of excellence that is McKeith Research Ltd point me towards peer-reviewed papers on ‘Relationships between Turd Consistency and Colour with the Incidence of Chronic Disease’? I am extremely concerned about my recent deterioration in poo quality and need some professional expertise. Also, to what address should I send them?