Comments on: Oh, I found you a new job

By: Sqk

Sqk — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 10:28:33 +0000

Hello all!

There appears to be a lack of ‘reporting back’. Has the treatment caused some interference with the internet? Have you been carried off in the night by giant pre-emptive head-lice?

Hate to break it to anyone studying a PhD, but there’s at least one profession out there where you’re expected to have a good degree and a Masters or PhD, start on £15-20k and if you’re really lucky stay on it indefinitely. You do it for the love of the subject apparently. Still, there’s never a dull moment and there’s a fascinating surrealness that you just don’t find anywhere else (and vermin infested hovels are ‘character building’).

By: wholesale lingerie

wholesale lingerie — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 07:27:27 +0000

yes, i do agree i shall report back

By: Delster

Delster — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:05:44 +0000

i know how space travel works….you throw stuff really fast out the back and you go forward….basically speaking

By: nonisa

nonisa — Sun, 07 Mar 2010 21:12:55 +0000

getting the free treatment now…i shall report back…

By: thtelford

thtelford — Wed, 17 Feb 2010 13:47:38 +0000

Just how many vegetarians with a minimum of 5 years experience in the parascientific, psionic hardware, sub molecular harmonic frequencies, ultimatonic field patterning instruments, geomagnetic wave calibrations, electromagnetic field potentials, exploratory map sensing, quantum singular activity, radioaesthetics, with a flexible attitude to working hours, looking to earn £20-24k who live in an easily commutable distance of Wincanton are there?

By: lasersage

lasersage — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 08:36:40 +0000

A little more info on how said badge works following an email from me saying I was interested but wanted to know more about how it works and how it relates to space travel.

Dear Ian

Thank you for your email.

Basically the HELRU works on what we call a field effect and we found the field effect that head lice do not like and put it into a device that is within the badge. Further than that is proprietary information.

The badge is non chemical and non electro magnetic and is perfectly safe for anyone to use.

I hope this helps

Regards
The Maperton Trust

I don’t think this has anything to do with space travel, and if the information were so “proprietary” why don’t they patent it? Oh yeh, cos they’d be laughed out the patent office.

By: lff12

lff12 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:27:03 +0000

Although it is quite hilarious to read if you realise that all the verbiage is basically cack. Whats funnier still is how they would expect a genuine MSc or PhD to apply, given that the pay is rather low. I guess they’d probably accept my degree in Musicology instead.

By: lff12

lff12 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:24:28 +0000

20k a year is rather crap for a PhD with vegetarian skills. I’d be rather pissed off if I spent years of research for that.

By: speedkermit

speedkermit — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:53:27 +0000

i can’t hear you

By: speedkermit

speedkermit — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:52:41 +0000

louder

By: speedkermit

speedkermit — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 12:52:21 +0000

who you gonna call?

By: elfy

elfy — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 05:46:58 +0000

@DanielDWilliam,

It’s probably legal to discriminate against meat-eaters, but probably not against vegetarians. The law prohibits discrimination on grounds of religion or belief, which includes “any religion, religious belief or similar philosophical belief”. So if you’ve got a decent coherent philosophy, you’re probably covered. Vegetarianism is just about coherent enough to pass, while meat-eating is more just a default option without much philosophy behind it. Except that animals taste good.

By: Mijin

Mijin — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:00:09 +0000

Hehe, I believe so: www.positivehealth.com/article-view.php?articleid=511.

After all the waffle a snappy response. Like it.

By: MrNick

MrNick — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 01:15:42 +0000

@ALondoner

I left a comment at positivehealth.com.
It remains to be seen if it will ever appear.

Nick

By: ALondoner

ALondoner — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 17:39:14 +0000

Here’s a nice description of what they get up to at the Maperton Trust

www.positivehealth.com/article-view.php?articleid=511

No one seems to have left any comments there, yet…..

By: mangie

mangie — Sun, 07 Feb 2010 13:18:20 +0000

Cool, but for the salary

By: walks with tench

walks with tench — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:15:17 +0000

Mum bought one of these and my nits got WORSE: other people’s nits actually came to ME!
I took my badge off my lapel and put it in my trousers pocket; you DO NOT want to know where I’ve got nits now!
Could I sue them and claim it was faulty; that the sypatic fractals of the secondary applied field caused a quantum harmonic paradigm reversal in my dynamic met-space? [ie that it phuqued my aura?]
And would a judge believe this?
Someone should start a campaign or something like those that claimed side-effects from Homy Pills to make them say what is[n't] in them.
I was going to e-mail them the above but mum says I’ll get into trouble but someone else might like to.
Got to go, Apple Crumble for tea; HOORAH! BYE.

By: Mijin

Mijin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:34:12 +0000

“Basically, the HELRU works on what we call a ‘field effect’ and we found the field effect that head lice do not like and put it into a device that is within the badge.”

So, if I were to break open one of these badges I’d find some sophisticated sciencey magubbins inside?

Great! All my years of so-called higher education have been a waste when one badge will show me how to harness quantum singular activity and sub-molecular harmonic frequencies…

By: Mijin

Mijin — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:30:59 +0000

“Basically, the HELRU works on what we call a ‘field effect’ and we found the field effect that head lice do not like and put it into a device that is within the badge.”

So, if we were to take apart one of these badges we’d actually find a device inside and not, say, solid plastic?

Great! At last the so-called scientists of the world might get some insight into how to harness quantum singular activity or sub-molecular harmonic frequencies.

By: denvillesken

denvillesken — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 10:27:23 +0000

I really think this is worthy of a new T shirt for Ben’s excellent range…but what to put for the slogan?

How about;

If its brown, smells and is near a bull it probably is what you think it is!

Any other suggestions?